Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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