I've blown a few things in my day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
