i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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