We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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