yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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