he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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