Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
we made out on top of his cat.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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