Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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