I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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