Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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