Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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