Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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