I think im going to throw up on grandma
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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