What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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