She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
