i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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