How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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