I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I believe in your delicious
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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