Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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