so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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