So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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