Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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