my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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