Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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