Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
