Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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