So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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