At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Randomize
