Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
What drink are we having for lunch?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Randomize
