Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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