cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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