I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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