i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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