I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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