Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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