i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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