Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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