Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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