I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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