I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
