She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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