you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Randomize
