We should be called the Road Head Warriors
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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