whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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