Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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