: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My life is pants optional.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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