Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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