we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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