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dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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