we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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