Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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