having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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