May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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