OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
my being single is dangerous.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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