very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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