Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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